Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes
Who is the hamburgers favourite actress? Candice Berger!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’ll have a burger and fries” The lady at the desk says “Sorry madam, this is a library! ” The blonde replies “I know, I’ll have a burger and fries please”
The lady at the counter says “No, i dont think you understand, this is a library! ”
The blonde says “Oh, sorry” and whispers, “I’ll have a burger and fries”!
How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).