Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Paris Hilton walked into a library because she wanted to experience something new. She walks up to the counter and says "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I’m sorry, this is a library." So Paris whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, its back to the old grind!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQs? They loin fast!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They' loin' fast!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!