Burgers Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people' goblin' them!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?' Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!