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After many long and fruitful years, ex-President George Bush dies and goes to Heaven. Within the first few months of eternity, he finds Moses walking the streets of gold. Thinking to himself: "It would be interesting to compare notes, head-of-state to head-of-state." he approaches Moses. Moses sees him coming, turns white and runs the other way! Puzzled by this reaction, George goes on his way in paradise. A few hundred years pass, and George Bush again sees Moses walking the streets of Gold. This time he is able to stand right beside Moses before Moses notices him. George asks: "Why did you run away from me the first time we saw each other? All I wanted to do was discuss the aspects of being head-of-state with you." Moses replies: "Well, the last time I spoke to a 'Bush', I wound up spending 40 years in the wilderness!"

What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas? Kilgore, TX

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one beautiful blonde."
The guy exclaimed, "A beautiful blonde? Why kill a beautiful blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

God called the various world leaders including past leaders for an appraisal.Bush, Blair, Shroder, Iddi Amin of Uganda, Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Charles Taylor of Liberia, Eyadema of Togo and Sani Abach of Nigeria.When it got to Bush God stood up and congratulated him for fighting terrorism the same applies to Blair.God stood up and thank Shroder for revamping Germanis economy.When it got to the African Presidents God sat down, when confronted by angel Gabriel why he sat down, God said "IF YOU JOKE WITH THIS PEOPLE THEY CAN EASILY COLLECT YOUR SEAT"
YAMBOR MOSES
CENTRAL UNIVERSITY
ACCRA-GHANA

I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job-George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"-Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'"-George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan.We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks."-George Bush"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."-Dan Quayle"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."-Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in more...

Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool.

The Byrds are getting together for a 24 venue reunion tour. Sources say that new member George W. Bush will be playing drums and guitar to save money for the band. Apparantly, a Bush in the band is worth two in the Byrds.