Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What is the difference between Bin Laden and a pair of tights?
A: Nothing! They both irritate the Bush.
The Bush twins were in an Argentina restaurant when Barbara's purse and cell phone were stolen. The Secret Service is taking a lot of heat for allowing this to happen, but according to one unnamed agent, "Everywhere those girls go, there's trouble." Like father like daughters.
Observers of Obama speeches say he invokes Jesus more than Bush did. Unlike Bush, Obama is aware he's not talking about his gardner.
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?" Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful." George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street." Osama asks, "And what do they say?" George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"
President Bush has been very stingy with pardons during his time in office. Some high profile individuals such as Michael Milken, Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, and Louisiana Gov. Edwin W. Edwards have yet to receive pardons. In fact, your best chance for a pardon under Bush is if your name is Tom Turkey.
Former President George W. Bush threw out the first pitch before the Texas Rangers' home opener. The Rangers went on to win the game, even though they had fewer runs.
In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign trips. Along with her husband, then the Vice President, Mrs. Bush was lunching with Emperor Hirohito at Tokyo's Imperial Palace.Sitting next to the Emperor, Mrs. Bush found the conversation an uphill task. To all her efforts at verbal engagement, the Emperor would smile and say "Yes" or "No," with an occasional "Thank You" tossed in for good measure.Looking around her elegant surroundings, she complimented Hirohito on his official residence."Thank you," he said."Is it new?" pressed Mrs. Bush."Yes.""Was the old palace just so old that it was falling down?" asked Mrs. Bush.In his most charming, yet regal, matter, Hirohito replied, "No, I'm afraid that you bombed it."