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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.
"Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".
"Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week".

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Well, Morrie, hows your warehouse business going?". "Oy vey, Abraham, its not going so good, we had a flood last week.""So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, Im sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other, "Its not till next week".

Three businessmen were having dinner at a club. When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it, "argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week

Q: What's the difference between economists and businessmen?
A: The first don't keep their feet on the ground; the latest use to keep their four feet in the ground