Cadbury Jokes

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend...

It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street and he was a Fishermans Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one with the hole. But I'm the one with the Nuts he thought.

Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Deckers.

Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, So she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.

He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging. It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more but he more...

Banta And His Colleagues Were At Work One Day When They Decided To Get In On The Weekly Raffle. They Bought Tickets, Seeing It Was For Charity.
The Following Week, When The Raffle Was Drawn, They Each Won A Prize.
His Colleague Who Won The First Prize Got Six Month's Supply Of Cadbury's Chocolates.
Second Prize Winner Got Three Month's Supply Of Cadbury's Chocolates.
Banta Won The Tenth Prize - A Toilet Brush.
About A Week Later, At The Office Canteen, The First Prize Winner Asked The Others How They Were Enjoying Their Prizes.
"Great," Said The The Seond Prize Winner, "I Love Chocolates"
"So Do I," Said The First Prize Winner. "And How's The Toilet Brush?" He Asked Banta
"Not So Good," Banta Said, "I Think i'll Go Back To Paper."

Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates.
Second prize winner got three month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates.
Banta won the tenth prize - a toilet brush.
About a week later, at the office canteen, the first prize winner asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said the the seond prize winner, "I love chocolates"
"So do I," said the first prize winner. "And how's the toilet brush?" he asked Banta
"Not so good," Banta said, "I think I'll go back to paper."