Camelot Jokes

What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels!

What was Camelot famous for? Its knight life!

What was Camelot famous for? It's knight life!

Back in the days of Camelot, a young knight was traveling cross country by horseback. He was tired, hungry and the hour was growing late. He spotted a castle nearby and stopped and knocked on the door.
It was answered by the castle owner who was an older knight. When the traveler asked if he could stay overnight, the castle owner said, "No problem."
However, the castle had three bedrooms and the older knight also had two daughters, they each had their own bedroom and the traveler would have to choose who he would sleep with.
One daughter was extremely intelligent but was so ugly she made cats bark.
The other daughter was a breath-taking beauty who was smart as a box of rocks.
Who do you think the young knight chose to sleep with?
Obviously, he chose the older knight... after all, this is a "fairy" tale.
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King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something.

A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.' This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed,' Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'

'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a more...