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Four men got stranded on an caribbean island there was an English man, American, Irish man and a Japanese man. They all sat round the camp fire and discussed there roles the English man said ” I will be in charge of making everything” they all agreed the American said ” I will be in charge of our defense and weapons” they all agreed, the Irish man said ” I will be in charge of all the cooking” they all agreed. So the men went off leaving the Japanese man sitting there he said to the English man “What can i do” the English man replied “you can be in charge of the supplies” he was very happy with this.
Later that afternoon the Japanese man stood up and run off into the jungle the others thought he had seen something and had gone to investigate but he was gone for hours they left him to it and sat around the camp fire talking and waiting for the Japanese man to come back hours went by and still he had not come back so they all decided to go to sleep and when they more...

Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors, hate the waiters, and the lake has alligators. And the head coach was no sissy, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don't want this to scare ya. But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy... They're about to organize a search party.
Take me home, oh mother, father. Take me home, I hate Grenada. Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys. Oh please, don't make me stay! I've been here one whole day.
Dearest father, darling mother, how's my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me. I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me...
Wait a minute... It stopped more...

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee's--- Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's-- Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's-- Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's-- Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's-- Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's-- Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's- Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's- Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's- Camp Lickacoochie And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
1. Monica Lewinsky's- Camp Suckapeepee

Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.All the counselors, hate the waiters, and the lake has alligators. And the head coach was no sissy, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don't want this to scare ya. But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy... They're about to organize a search party.Take me home, oh mother, father. Take me home, I hate Grenada. Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys. Oh please, don't make me stay! I've been here one whole day.Dearest father, darling mother, how's my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me. I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me...Wait a minute... It stopped raining! Guys are biking. more...

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee's--- Camp Kickachickee9. Lorena Bobbit's-- Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya Harding's-- Camp Wackaneenee7. Kenneth Star's-- Camp Catchacrookee6. Louis Farakahn's-- Camp Killawhitey5. O.J. Simpson's-- Camp Killachickee4. Michael Jackson's- Camp Wannabewhitey3. President Clinton's- Camp Getahoochie2. Ellen Degeneras's- Camp Lickacoochie And the number one camp not to send your kid to: 1. Monica Lewinsky's- Camp Suckapeepee

During the election campaign for the election of the American President, a campaigner from the Bush camp happened to meet his counterpart from the Clinton camp.

A conversation ensued, and expectedly, each began to boast of his methods of campaigning.

'Whenever we sit in a cab/ said the Bush supporter,' we give a few extra cents to the cabbie and ask him to vote for Bush.'

Not to be outwitted, the Clinton campaigners replied,' Whenever we take a ride in a cab, we too pay a few cents less to the cabbie, and then ask him to vote for Bush.'

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee's--- Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's-- Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's-- Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's-- Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's-- Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's-- Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's- Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's--Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's--Camp Lickacoochie
And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
1. Monica Lewinsky's- Camp Suckapeepee