Canoeing Jokes

one day 2 blondes were trying to canoe in field of corn. another blonde was driving past the corn when she noticed the blondes canoeing.
"people like them are giving blondes all around the globe a bad name. the nerve of that idiot. if only i could swim i would have gone over there and smacked them both!"

One day a blond was canoeing in a cornfield.
another blond drove up and said" you stupid blond, u make us blonds look like total idiots, if I could swim I would come out there and punch you.

"I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the
Mother said. "Where is he?"
"Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much
about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing. If
he knows as little as I think he does, he's out swimming."

"I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the mother said. "Where is he?" "Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he's out swimming."