Caribou Jokes / Recent Jokes

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job" -George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign
"This is a great day for France!" -Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral
"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" -George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -George Bush
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change." -Dan Quayle
"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." more...