Cell Phone Jokes / Recent Jokes

Papa John's this week rolled out its text message ordering option at its U.S. restaurants.

The following is the first text ever sent to the fast food giant…

“Papa Johns- Plz deliver me cheesy bread and diarrhea ASAFP. Thnx:} "

Some people will say that 1 800 Collect failed cause cell phones killed the pay phone, I say it’s cause they hired Carrot Top as their spokesman

Florida Governor Jeb Bush's official portrait shows him with a picture of his family and his BlackBerry.
Bush is sometimes referred to as the first "e-governor" due to his extensive use of the device.

The governor said that as a result of his direct contact with voters, Floridians are generally more hopeful and optimistic. He did concede that the optimism could be due to Florida's use of term limits.

State party officials are concerned about a breaking scandal. Despite the official portrait, the governor is rumored to have been seen using other hand-held devices.

A Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.

Such as:

OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM!:o TTYL

A pedestrian apparently absorbed in a cell phone call was struck and killed by an Amtrak train in San Leandro today after he walked around a lowered crossing gate and onto the tracks, authorities said.

The train's conductor apologized for not hitting the brakes sooner. He recognized it was the same jerk that yammered on forever on his cell phone at the movie theater the night before.

Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall... - "Hi there, how is it going?" Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say: - "Not bad..." Then the voice says: - "So, what are you doing?" I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say: - "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..." Then I hear the person say all flustered: - "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."

Apple has issued an alert to iPhone users that the phones may overheat if exposed to high tempertaures, if worn in pockets of tight clothes, or if users download pics of Megan Fox.