Cell Phone Jokes / Recent Jokes

Phil Jackson wants his players to turn their cell phones off for the next two weeks. The request is expected to have little to no impact on Luke Walton. A whole NBA team without cell phones means one thing - all subpoenas will have to be delivered by fax.

...we should give crazy people who talk to themselves bluetooth headsets.

I dont understand this driving while using your cell phone law. In jersey you have to wear a headset to talk in the car, but that's almost wrecked my car TWICE! Here I am flying down the highway... my phone goes off... and then I panic and my car's all over the road while I try to find where I put this stupid headset. Laws are stupid.

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller
demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.The best call came from Bubba, who repeatedly complained that he keeps
being paged by "Lucille."He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him."She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said.After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number."She leaves her name," was the reply.After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on."How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked."L-O-W C-E-L-L"Another technical problem solved.

A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know. When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. "Aaron, The carpet looks wonderful!" she exclaimed. "Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, by the way, have you seen my cellphone?"

A Brooklyn school on Wednesday launched a new program that rewards schoolchildren with free cell phones for good grades.

One small problem – instead of Motorola Razors, they accidentally got the kids in Brooklyn actual razors. Ouch.