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Ryne Sandberg has expressed interest in becoming the Cubs' next manager. Because you have to start somewhere.

It was reported that at the end of the season the Chicago Cubs will be sold.

Current ownership is looking for anyone willing to piss away $5.

The Baltimore Orioles traded for Cubs prospect Felix Pie. The Orioles traded for Pie in an effort to land Prince Fielder.

The chairman of the Chicago Cubs said he expects the team to be sold by spring training. And that will fix everything.

The Chicago Cubs signed Rudy Jaramillo to be their new hitting coach. Jaramillo took the job because he likes a challenge, and felt world peace was just too easy.