Traded Jokes

The Baltimore Orioles traded for Cubs prospect Felix Pie. The Orioles traded for Pie in an effort to land Prince Fielder.

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a new pistol. On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boyreceives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boysare showing each other what they got. They each liked what theother one got, so, they traded. That night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees himlooking at the watch. "Where did you getta thatta watch?" asks theman. The boy explains that he and Sammy had traded. The fatherblows his top. "Whatta you? Stupidda boy? Whatsa matta you!""Somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. Then maybe sommaday you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed withanother man. Whatta you gonna do then? Looka atta you watch andsay, `How longa you gonna be?'"

David Wells was traded Thursday from the Boston Red Sox to the Padres, who believe the free-spirited lefty will provide the lift they need as they contend for a postseason berth.
Minutes after the trade announcement, several Boston area Dunkin Donuts flew their flags at half-staff to mourn the loss of their all time best customer.



Also mourning the Wells trade...
Every biker bar, rib joint, strip club, and asian fetish whorehouse in New England.

The New York Mets traded Aaron Heilman for JJ Putz, marking the first time in history that a Putz was traded for a putz.

Two college friends, one from New York and one from Iowa, come of age during summer break. The New York boy's father presents him with a new pistol. Meantime, the Iowa boy receives a beautiful gold watch.

The next semester in their dorm room, the two boys are showing each other what they got. They each liked what the other one got, so, they traded.

That night, when the New York boy phones home, he tells his father about the watch, and explains that he and Sammy traded.

The father blows his top. "Whats a matta you! You a stupid college kid? Some day, you maybe gonna get married. Then maybe some day you gonna come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Look at your watch and say,' How long you gonna be?'"