Chug Jokes

All the kids a class had to bring in a lesson. The teacher asks a little girl to tell her lesson. She says, she droped a bucit of milk. The teacher says thats a good lesson. She calls on another little girl. She says she droped a basket of eggs. The teacher says thats a good lesson. Then the teacher calls on a little boy. He says his uncle was in world war 2. He said that his uncle has a gun a bottle of beer and 15 Germans running at him. He takes a chug of beer and shot 5 Germans. Then he takes another chug of beer and shot 5 more Germans. Then he takes his last chug of beer and shot the last 5 Germans. Then the teacher asks so whats the lesson. The kid said never run at my uncle when he has beer.

Three blondes walk into a bar, order 10 beers, chug one down and start dancing and chanting 52 days. Two more walk in and chug down a beer, and also start chantin. Four more walk in and do the same. At this point the bartender gets confused. One more blonde walks in and is holding a framed jigsaw puzzle with the cookie monster on it. Finally the bartender cannot hold his confusion any longer and says " Excuse me for asking but why are you all doing this?"
"Well," Says one Blonde, "We are tired of the typical stereotypes about blondes, so we decided to do something about it. We all got together and bought this puzzle and put it together in a mere 52 days. But on the side of the box, it says 3-5 years!"