Cincinnati Bengals Jokes / Recent Jokes

After the Bengals Vs. Jets game, Shane Grahm tried to commit suicide. He's ok though, he couldn't even kick the chair from under neith him.

Chad Ochocinco received $45,000 for appearing in the Pro Bowl. He can barely wait to spend it on his next fine.

Bengals receiver Chad Johnson has a torn labrum. Unfortunately for the rest of us, that's in his shoulder and not his voice box.

Cincinnati welcomed the opera to town. Then they realized it was just Chad Johnson saying, "me-me-me-me-me".

The New York Jets defeated the Cincinnati Bengals in the playoffs on Saturday by a score of 24-14. So Cincinnati isn't going to the Super Bowl? Hey, at least Cincinnati doesn't have to deal with The Who again.

Cincinnati Bengals rookie wide receiver, Reggie McNeal, was arrested in Houston over the weekend and charged with resisting arrest.

McNeal is the seventh Cincinnati football player to have been arrested in the past year, setting a new single season mark for the Bengals and helping them clinch a playoff spot on the FBI's Most Wanted List.

Prior to next week's game, Vegas oddsmakers have made the Bengals an early two-touchdown favorite over the guards.

Meanwhile, Bengals coaches declined to comment on the budding quarterback controversy between Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds.

Photo: Bengal veterans use Gatorade as a lubricant prior to McNeal's rookie prison "initiation." Prison welcoming ritual reportedly the inspiration behind Gatorade's ad slogan, "Is it in you?"