Gatorade Jokes

Cincinnati Bengals rookie wide receiver, Reggie McNeal, was arrested in Houston over the weekend and charged with resisting arrest.

McNeal is the seventh Cincinnati football player to have been arrested in the past year, setting a new single season mark for the Bengals and helping them clinch a playoff spot on the FBI's Most Wanted List.

Prior to next week's game, Vegas oddsmakers have made the Bengals an early two-touchdown favorite over the guards.

Meanwhile, Bengals coaches declined to comment on the budding quarterback controversy between Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds.

Photo: Bengal veterans use Gatorade as a lubricant prior to McNeal's rookie prison "initiation." Prison welcoming ritual reportedly the inspiration behind Gatorade's ad slogan, "Is it in you?"

Gatorade dropped their Tiger Woods sports drink. Because it'd be tasteless to say, "Is it in You?"