Chad Jokes

Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.
Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Long got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Don't worry it didn't hurt anything very much, just burned part of the chow hall. Scoutmaster Long said we will have to wash the black stuff off of the meat that used to be in the cooler but he said it would be alright. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow more...

One sunny day "Chad" asked his girl "Jalysa"
When he could hit it she said o a bout thirteen years so "Chad" said "damn..hey baby are you a south sider"? "Jalisa said no baby why"? "Chad said o because youve been telling me thirteen year for thirteen years ever since ive known you and you must like my balls being blue.

Knock KnockWhos there! Chad! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance!

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, "I`ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word."
"Wow!` said Sherman, "how did you manage that?"
"It`s easy," replied Chad. "My last word is always ˜Yes, Dear.`"

Chad nervously approached his girlfriend's father and said "Excuse me, Mr. Scott, but there was something I wanted to ask you."

"Well, of course, young man!" the proud father replied. "You have my full blessing. My daughter's happiness is all I want."

"Blessing, sir?" Chad stammered.

"Yes, of course. You want to marry my daughter, right?" Mr. Scott said.

"Uh, no sir, that's not it." said Chad. "Actually, my car payment is due, and I'm a little short until payday, and I wanted to know if I could borrow fifty dollars until Friday."

"Heck no!" yelled Mr. Scott. "I hardly know you."