Cleaners Jokes

One day 2 irish men were walking down the street when one of them noticed a sign sayin
"Shirts 4.99"
"Suits 7.99"
the first irish man thouht this was clearly a bargain and told his friend told his friend to go in and by 40 of each but to be careful not to let the the shop no he was irish as the shop would not serve him.
the second irish man went in and asked for 40 shirts and 40 suits, but to his suprise the man behind the counter replied
"your irish we dont serve the irish"
the irish man tried at his best to convince the man he was not irish but kept getting the same respose
"your irish we dont serve the irish"
the irish man gave up trying and began to walk out of the shop but as he reached the door he asked the man if he could at least answer his question and the man saw no harm and listened to his question
"how did you know i was irish" said the irish man
the man behind the counter kindly more...

Men are like vacuum cleaners. Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Monica Lewinski goes into her cleaners with a dress to be cleaned. As she enters, she sees that Mr. Lee, (the owner of the cleaners and whom is hard of hearing), is in the back.
She yells, " Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, It's Monica. I have a dress to be cleaned."
Mr. Lee yells, "Come again"
Monica says, "No, it is gravy this time."

The dry cleaners
Jacob needs his tallis cleaned, so he takes it to the best dry-cleaners in Golders Green, Yu Feng Zo Cleaners. They tell him to come back in a week. When he returns, they give him the tallis and an invoice for £50.
"Fifty pounds to clean just one small tallis?" Jacob says.
"No," replies Yu Feng, "Five pounds to clean the tallis, fourty five pounds to take out all those knots!"

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress," she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."