Clothing Jokes / Recent Jokes

The rather liberal young lady came home from the store and showed her husband the new dress she'd bought, which was made of plastic and totally transparent.
"But honey," the young man gasped, "people will see right through it"
"No they wont, dummy," she replied. "Ill be inside of it "

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Becky said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?"
The woman shot her an angry look, "Becky, how dare you talk about your father like that!"

As the bus pulled up, Angie realized she was going to have a difficult time getting on. Her dress was too tight for her to step up, her hands were full of packages, and the line of people behind her did not seem to be in a charitable mood.
She realized that the best thing to do was to try to loosen her dress so, with great effort, she stretched her hand behind her and pulled the zipper down halfway. When that didn't seem to help, she pulled it down the rest of the way.
Just then the bus pulled up and, still unable to ascend, she was both shocked and offended when a man standing behind her picked her up and put her on the bus.
Turning, she growled, "What right did you have to touch me?"
The man climbed on and said, "Well, after you pulled my fly down I kind of figured we were good friends."

Then there was the furrier who, for a very special client, crossed a mink with a gorilla to produce a unique garment. The fur was spectacular, but, alas, the sleeves were too long.

Dating the first southern girl he'd ever known, the Yankee was surprised when she greeted him at the door in the lowest-cut gown he'd ever seen.
"Th-that's a lovely dress," he stuttered, his eyes on her ample bosom. "Sho' nough," she replied. To which he answered, "I'll say".

"And if I didn't wear a halter top and tight jeans," asked the girl, "would you still find me appealing?"
"Let's find out," the man replied gamely.

As they were walking down the street, the young woman said to her lover, "Why won't you buy me a fur coat? I'm so cold."
Her boyfriend sniffed, "If you knew the answer, why'd you bother asking?"