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The family picture is on His desk - Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on Her desk - Um, her family will come before her career.
His desk is cluttered - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
Her desk is cluttered - She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
He is talking with his co-workers - He must be discussing the latest deal.
She is talking with her co-workers - She must be gossiping.
He's not in the office - He's meeting a customer.
She's not in the office - She must be out shopping.
He's having lunch with the boss - He's on his way up.
She's having lunch with the boss - They must be having an affair.
The boss criticized Him - He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized Her - She'll be very upset.
He got an unfair deal - Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal - Did she cry?
He's getting married - He'll get more settled.
She's getting married - She'll get pregnant more...

THE following is a true story: Mr S. N. Talukdar, the Director of the R&D Institute of the ONGC, and Dr V. V. Sastri, the Additional Director, were often at loggerheads as is normally the case with geologists. Mr Talukdar, son of a former ICS official in the Raj, had a fetish about neatness and enforced it in the Institute with a strong hand. One morning during his rounds through the Institute, Mr Talukdar peeped into Dr Sastri's office. Dr Sastri was not in his office at that time and Mr Talukdar observed that the room was extremely messy. He left a note saying:' A cluttered table represents a cluttered mind,' and walked out.
Sometime later, Dr Sastri came back to his office and hit the roof on reading Mr Talukdar's note. He stormed into his superior's office to settle scores. Fortunately for him, Mr Talukdar was not in his office. That helped him to cool off.
Later in the day, when Mr Talukdar entered his office, he found the following note waiting for him on his neat more...