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    Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS ARE KILLED. Come to the award-winning 1987 film, "The Very Small and Quiet Screams" - a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked."A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't." +
    + Evening showing in Johnson & Wales Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19 +
    +============================================================================ SPONSORED BY Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC) Student Bakers for Social Responsibility Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL) Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters============================================================================ Defend all life: 'from greatest to least, from human to yeast!" This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

    I found the following professionally printed handbill posted on a door
    in the Georgetown physiology department.
    Did you know?
    EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD
    IS BAKED,
    APPROXIMATELY
    150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
    KILLED.
    Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
    "The Very Small and Quiet Screams"
    - a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.
    "A must for those who care about yeast,
    and especially for those who don't."
    Evening showing in Johnson & Wales
    Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19
    SPONSORED BY
    Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
    Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
    Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
    Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters
    Defend all life: "from greatest to least, from human to yeast!"
    This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

    Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150, 000, 000 YEASTS ARE KILLED. Come to the award-winning 1987 film, "The Very Small and Quiet Screams" -- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked." A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't." +------------------------------------+ Evening showing in Johnson & Wales Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19 +------------------------------------+============================================================================ SPONSORED BY Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC) Student Bakers for Social Responsibility Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL) Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters============================================================================ Defend all life:' from greatest to least, from human to yeast!" This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

    Editor's Note: This is kind of long, and actually considering it's an awful lot like many conversations I've had, not as funny as it might be. But, heck, enjoy it anyhow...

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    PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq?

    WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be allowed to violate security council resolutions.

    PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel, were in violation of more security council resolutions than Iraq.

    WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the first sign of a smoking gun could well be a mushroom cloud over NY.

    PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons inspectors said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.

    WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons are the issue.

    PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long more...

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