Yeast Jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!

Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS ARE KILLED. Come to the award-winning 1987 film, "The Very Small and Quiet Screams" - a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked."A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't." +
+ Evening showing in Johnson & Wales Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19 +
+============================================================================ SPONSORED BY Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC) Student Bakers for Social Responsibility Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL) Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters============================================================================ Defend all life: 'from greatest to least, from human to yeast!" This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast iinfections.

I found the following professionally printed handbill posted on a door
in the Georgetown physiology department.
Did you know?
EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD
IS BAKED,
APPROXIMATELY
150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
KILLED.
Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
"The Very Small and Quiet Screams"
- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.
"A must for those who care about yeast,
and especially for those who don't."
Evening showing in Johnson & Wales
Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19
SPONSORED BY
Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters
Defend all life: "from greatest to least, from human to yeast!"
This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.