Pastry Jokes

Which Tree U Can Eat? Ans Pastry

What did the blonde say when she opened up a box of Cherrios?
A: Wow! Look! Doughnut seeds!

Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

A: Tweetie Pie

Yo Mama is so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!

There once was a girl who kept being followed by bread and pastry chefs wearing cooks hats.

She asked her girlfriend if she could tell her why the breadmakers were following her.

Her girlfriend told her you really need to do something about that yeast infection.