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Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any... "head" or "tail". Players get "the wave"... refs get "the finger". Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan. With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless. Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!! Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky. Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week! Don King only bribes boxing judges. Official rule books not made in Braille. I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!

A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a
train.
Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the
man,"Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked again, "Which is the boy and which is the girl?"
The man looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are
you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman
and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company."

Top NFL Complaints

After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any.. . "head" or "tail".

Players get "the wave".. . refs get "the finger".

Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.

With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.

Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!!

Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.

Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!

Don King only bribes boxing judges.

Official rule books not made in Braille.

I'm the one that everybody more...

Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any.. . "head" or "tail". Players get "the wave".. . refs get "the finger". Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan. With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless. Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!! Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky. Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week! Don King only bribes boxing judges. Official rule books not made in Braille. I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!

Top NFL Complaints
After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
Calling “heads or tails” but never getting any.. . “head” or “tail”.
Players get “the wave”.. . refs get “the finger”.
Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
With Reggie White retired, the penalty for “Illegal use of a racial slur” is meaningless.
Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin’ CLEVELAND!!!
Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it’s black and white week after week after week!
Don King only bribes boxing judges.
Official rule books not made in Braille.
I’m the one that everybody wants to kill, so where’s MY helmet and pads?!