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Ok let me try and figure this out...Jay Leno was at 11:30 and NBC moved him to 10:00 and Conan to 11:30..Now Leno is being cut to 30 mins and moved back to 11:30 and Conan to 12:00...but Jerry Seinfeld may replace Conan...WAIT A MIN..Im confused... I thought LOST was on ABC!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!
It looks like NBC has decided to fill the "Tonight Show with ConanO'Brien" time slot for the next two weeks with...what else?...reruns ofthe Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Here's the Top 10 reasons NBCexecutives are making this decision:
10. They're chicken-hearted and gutless.
9. You gotta admit that lately Conan's been good for ratings.
8. Now they can cancel him.
7. Carson Daly didn't want to do his own show that early.
6. Another dumb ass NBC move so why stop now?
5. Cheap.
4. They found 10 episodes where Conan expresses his gratitude to NBC.
3. Revisiting a kindler, gentler time when Conan didn't cost them so much money.
2. Consider it an audition for the Masturbating Bear. He might get his own show on NBC.
1. The bastards always return to the scene of the crime.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales about himself in which he was the laughing-stock. Here is one of those stories.
As he tells it, he was waiting at a taxi- stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulled up, he put his suitcase in it and got in himself. As he was about to tell the taxi-driver where he wanted to go, the driver asked him: "Where can I take you, Mr. Doyle?" Doyle was flabbergasted. He asked the driver whether he knew him by sight.
The driver said: "No Sir, I have never seen you before."
The puzzled Doyle asked him what made him think that he was Conan Doyle.
The driver replied: "This morning's paper had a story about you being on vacation in Marseilles. This is the taxi-stand where people who return from Marseilles always come to. Your skin colour tells me you have been on vacation. The ink-spot on your right more...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!