Conan Jokes

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales about himself in which he was the laughing-stock.

In one situation, he was waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulled up, he placed his suitcase in the car and took a seat next to it.

"Where can I take you, Mr. Doyle?" asked the taxi driver.

Doyle was flabbergasted. He asked the driver whether he knew him by sight.

"No, sir, I have never seen you before."

The puzzled Doyle asked him how he knew he was Conan Doyle.

"This morning's paper had a story about you being on vacation in Marseilles. This is the taxi-stand where people who return from Marseilles always come to. Your skin color tells me you have been on vacation. The ink-spot on your right index finger suggests to me that you're a writer. Your clothing is very English, and not French. And so, I more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Conan!
Conan who?
Conan Jimmies go well with ice cream!

Ok let me try and figure this out...Jay Leno was at 11:30 and NBC moved him to 10:00 and Conan to 11:30..Now Leno is being cut to 30 mins and moved back to 11:30 and Conan to 12:00...but Jerry Seinfeld may replace Conan...WAIT A MIN..Im confused... I thought LOST was on ABC!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!