Confucius Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time." "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam." "Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone." "Baseball wrong. . . man with four balls cannot walk!" "Work to become, not to acquire." "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard." "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose." "Find old man in dark, not hard!" "Man who smoke pot choke on handle." "Ok for shit to happen. . . will decompose." "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind." "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk." "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people." "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser." "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn more...
Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.He who run behind bus get exhausted.Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.
Confucius say...Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game-man with 4 balls no can walk! Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have! Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.Man with atletic finger make broad jump.Squirrel who runs up more...