Confucius Jokes / Recent Jokes

Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Confucius Says: Man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

Confucius Says: Man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

Confucius Says: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius Says: Man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

Confucius Says: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

Confucius Says: Man with glass house must dress in basement!