Contraceptive Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do lawyers use as a contraceptive?
A: Their personality.
As the two little girls walked hand in hand to kindergarten, one confided: "I found a contraceptive on the patio yesterday." Asked her friend: "What's a patio?"
Q: What do lawyers use as a contraceptive?
A: Their personality.
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive." The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again. "You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
Q. What does a feminist use as a contraceptive
A. Her personality.