Copperfield Jokes

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife Claudia and a table." "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and startsfucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says, "That isn't a trick!!!"The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,"I know, it's fucking magic."

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife Claudia and a table." "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage. He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and startsfucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says, "That isn't a trick!!!"The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,"I know, it's fucking magic."

David Copperfield, magician and Charles Dicken's ripoff, has claimed to have found the Fountain of Youth...on his $300,000 a week resort in the Bahamas. Copperfield says that he has found a spring on his island that has magical properities, including rejuvenating plants that are withered and dying. Who knew that by giving water to plants that were withered and dying would bring them back to life. Take that cactus.
Although, Copperfield has yet to allow any guest sample the water, many are anxious to see if this spring does indeed have magical powers. Perhaps, this is the same magical potion he used to get Claudia Schiffer to fuck him.