Creed Jokes

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke

Lawyers creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

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PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in propoartion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possiblity for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
I truely believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
I will never put off tomorrow, what I can more...

TODDLERS CREED: if you have ever worked with toddlers, you should relate to this :)
If I want it, its mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, its mine.
If I can take it away from you, its mine.
If I had it a little while ago, its mine.
If it is mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, its mine.