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The famous cricketer was talking to a little old lady he met on the train. He told her he was a cricketer and asked if she ever watched the game of cricket.

'Cricket?' she exclaimed.

'Oh dear me no, I don't know anything about it. I bet I couldn't tell one end of an umpire from the other!'

The cricketer had been forced to go to the opera by his wife and her friends.

A team mate asked him,' What was it about?'

'I don't know,' admitted the cricketer.' I was asleep for the first two innings!'

The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.

Cricketer:' It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?

Doctor:' Get another job.'

Cricketer:' I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow! '

A small village side clubbed together and sent a request to a famous cricketer to appear with their team for a certain sum of money.

The cricketer sent back a telegram:' Will accept double your offer or count me out'.

Later that day the famous player received a telegram:' 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,. ..'

'Can I have your autograph, mister?' asked the small boy, outside the pavilion.

The famous cricketer tried to brush him off' I'm not a cricketer,' he said.

'I know that,' said the boy,' but I'd like it just the same!