Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "He's a midget"!
On Christmas eve, Santa was working hard leaving presents for all the good little girls and boys of the world, when he came to this house that Beth lived at. Beth was a very hot 19 year old, and was waiting up to see Santa. When Santa started to leave the presents under the tree, Beth said hey Santa, and he turned around to see beth in a bathrobe just standing there. She said all I want for Christmas, is for you to make love to me?
Santa looked at Beth and said HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world. Just then Beth undone her robe and was standing in a very naughty nightie, and said Santa please take me? Santa looked at her and said again, HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Beth was so horny, and she untied the nightie, and was standing naked and again said Santa get over here and fuck me? Santa turned for the third time and said, hey hey hey, gotta stay more...
WHEN SHE FARTED SHE CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING AND AIR POLLUTION ACROSS THE EARTH!
what is?
black from the inside and white on the outside? a black person wrap in a white cover.
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
Good News:
Sadham Husane is getting his death penalty.
Bad News:
David Beckham is taking it.