Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party.
"John," she said, "did anyone ever tell you how fascinating, how romantic, and how handsome you are?"
"No," the man replied happily, looking at his wife, "I don't think anyone ever did?"
"Well," she snapped, "then where did you ever get the idea!!!"
Q:How do you teach a person with ADD how to read?
A:Do you wanna ride a bike?
Q:How do you teach a person with ADD to read?
A:Do you wanna get some ice cream?
Your so poor
that when i walked in the front door and stepped on a cockroach
the family started singing
clap your hands stomp your feet
thank the lord we have some meet!
Your so poor i seen you kicking a can around one day and i said " what are you doing" and then you said im moving houses.