Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?
Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!!
What's so bad about that? You should celebrate the event!!
No, no, see...that was four weeks ago, and today is the last day...
how are newspapers and michal jackson the same?
the are both black and white and read all over.
this guy got a new car radio you shout soul it plays soul you shout rock it plays he was driving down the street one day and 3 kids ran out in front of him and he shouted fucking kids and the radio played michael jackson
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel.
"Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"
"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."
ur teeth are so yellow on halloween people throw you macleans toothpaste instead of sweets
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...
The other is used to carry groceries.