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will young kylie manougue and robbie williams cummin home from the pub and kylie trips over and gets her hed stuck in a fence so naturally robbie pulls up her skirt and starts fucking her
He then says cummon will its ure turn
willstarts crying and tears fall to the ground
will why r u crying
will replies i cant fit my head through the fence.

A father stork and baby stork are sitting in their nest one night, and the baby stork is crying and crying. Trying to calm him down, the father says, "Don't cry, son. Mommy will be back soon. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The following night, it's the father's turn to do the job. Mother and the baby stork are in their nest, the baby stork is crying, and the mother is trying to calm him. "Don't cry, son," she says, "your daddy will be back as soon as he can. Right now he's bringing happiness to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the baby stork's parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he finally returns.
"Where have you been?" the parent storks ask in unison.
"Nowhere. Just scaring the shit out of college students!" replies the baby stork with a grin.

Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."

"Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed."

"That's what I did, Mama."

Hampden was a boy of 9, BUT a vey corrupted 1 at that. Though he hated to goto school, lately he attended all his classes due to his sexy class teacher. One day the class teacher told ever one that the class was going on a trip on saturday. Naturally, Hampden was exited.
Then, on the day of the trip, while on their way, the vehicle broke down and the group had to spend the night away from home. Hampden, realising his chance, started crying in the middle of the night. The teacher inquired why, and Hampden answered promptly saying "i sleep with my mom at night". so the teacher asked him to come and sleep next to her. Then, a little later, Hampden started crying again and the teacher inquired why and Hampden replied "when i sleep at home, i put my finger inside my mom's belly button(BURIYA)". So the teacher told hampden that he could put his finger in her belly button.
A little while later the teacher shakes hampden and says "Hampden, that's not my more...

Parent: Why You Are Crying Is Your Teacher More Ill Than Yesterday? Chintu:(With A Crying Face)No Papa She Is Better Now.

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" You must be home by 2 a. m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a. m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a. m., Cinderella shows up, looking love- struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." I know of no prince with that kind of power Tell me his name" I can't remember, exactly. .. Peter Peter, something or more...

At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh!
Santa: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His
Head. Is He Crying?