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Why is pubic hair curly?
So you don't poke your eyes out!

Knock Knock Who's there? Curly! Curly who? Curly Q!

Why is pubic hair curly? If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees; Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty Age 15: Looks at herself and sees; Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Movie Star, or if she is PMS-ing; sees pimples/ugly ("Mom I can't go to school like this!") Age 20: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but she decides she is going out anyway. Age 30: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway. Age 40: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" -but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway. Age 50: Looks at herself and sees; "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to. Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore; goes out and conquers the world. Age 70: Looks at herself and sees more...

I heard this from a friend:
Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to
take a break. (Just for the sake of three names I'll use Moe, Larry,
Curly)...
Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, I'd buy a car just like that
big Cadillac over there. What would you do if you had a
million bucks Larry?
Larry: If I had a million bucks I'd buy a car just like that Porsche
sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million
bucks Curly?
Curly: Gee, I don't know...I guess I'd have surgery to get thick
black hair all all over my body.
Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body?
Curly: Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns
both those cars.