Customer Jokes / Recent Jokes

Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance. .. she leaned over and pushed me."

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Customer: How much is that banana for?

Salesperson: Rs. 10

Customer: Can you sell it to me for Rs. 6?

Salesperson: At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer: Okay I will buy the banana for Rs. 4, but you can keep the peel!

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left. It's defective!" Tech Support: "You can solve the problem by moving the left speaker to the right side of the machine and vice versa." Customer: (sputter) (click) Tech Support: (snicker)

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I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine.

Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink more...

Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.