Cute Jokes / Recent Jokes
A fat guy went into a chineese buffet.
So he ate and he ate and he ate a little bit more each time he went up there.
Finally the chineese manager came up to him and said,"Sir", in a chineese acsent,"Sir, Sir sign says all you can eat not all we got"
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."
She said, "What happened to 'beautiful?'"
His reply was, "The drugs are wearing off!"
A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the man,' 'Aren't they cute, what are their names?'' The man gave the lady an angry look and replied,' 'I don't know.'' The lady asked again,' 'Which is the boy and which is the girl?'' The man looking angrier than before replied,' 'I don't know.'' The woman then started to scold the man,' 'What kind of a father are you?'' The man replied,' 'I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company.''
A teddy bear was walking on the street.
but it got ran over by a car.
Q: Did you like the joke?
(You)
A:No
Neither did the teddy bear.