Cycle Jokes / Recent Jokes
Since history was recorded, male human beings have built whole cultures around the idea that penis-envy is "natural" to women -though having such an unprotected organ might be said to make men more vulnerable, and the power to give birth makes womb-envy at least logical. In short, logic has nothing to do with it. What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not? The answer is clear - menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event:
Men would brag about how long and how much.
Boys would mark the onset of menses, that longed-for proof of manhood, with religious ritual and stag parties.
The US Congress would fund a National Institute of Dysmenorrhea to help stamp out monthly discomforts.
Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. (Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of commercial brands such as John Wayne Tampons, Muhammed Ali's Rope-a-dope Pads, Joe Namath Jock more...
Proof by example:
The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general Proof.
Proof by intimidation:
"Trivial."
Proof by vigorous handwaving:
Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.
Proof by cumbersome notation:
Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.
Proof by exhaustion:
An issue or two of a journal devoted to your Proof is useful.
Proof by omission:
'The reader may easily supply the details'
"The other 253 cases are analogous"
"..."
Proof by obfuscation:
A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.
Proof by wishful citation:
The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims.
Proof by funding:
How could three different government agencies be wrong?
Proof by eminent authority:
"I saw more...
A PEASANT cycling along the road ran over a pedestrian. The pedestrian protested "Kam say kam, ghanttee to maar dettey-you could have at least rung your bell."
The peasant replied-ghanti kya? manney to cycle ka cycle maardaala-what of the bell, I knocked the entire bicycle."
1.+-------+
| sand | = sand box
+-------+
2. man
--------- = man overboard
board
3. stand
---------- = I understand
i
4. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ = reading between the lines
5. r
road = cross road
a
d
7. cycle
cycle = tricycle
cycle
8. t
o = downtown
w
n
9. le /
/ vel = split level
/
10. 0
------- = two degrees below zero
M. D.
Ph. D.
11. knee
-------- = neon light
light
12. ii ii
------------- = circles under the eyes
O O
13. dice dice = paradise
14. t
o
u = touchdown
c
h
15. ground
-----------
feet
feet = six feet underground
feet
feet
feet
feet
16. mind
--------- = mind over matter
matter
17. he's / himself = he's beside himself
18. ecnalg = backward glance
19. death / life = life after death
Santa: Wow Banta, Where Did You Get The Cycle, From? Banta: I Was Walking On The Highway When A Beautiful Lady Came In This Cycle And Asked Me -”Want A Ride Mr. Singh? ” I Hopped In, And She Took Me To The Woods. Once In Woods She Got Outside Took Off Clothes And Said To Me “Mr. Singh. Take Anything” Santa Is Quite Excited And Asks “What Did You Do Santa? ” Banta: I Took The Cycle. Santa: Good Show - You Wouldn? T Have Fit Into Her Clothes!