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How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?
Burger King showed her it's Whopper.

How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant? Burger King showed her it's Whopper.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.

How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - Asked of a waitress.
"Just the chicken." - The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
"Would you like cream and sugar with that?" - Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
"Do you want cheese on that?" - Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
"You want fries with that?" - Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
"Do you want onions on that?" - A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
"Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
"Do you get rice with your fried rice?"
"I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." - A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
"Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" - A waitress.
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