Dakota Jokes / Recent Jokes

The government of South Dakota recently outlawed all abortions even in cases of rape or incest, so if your daddy rapes you, you still have to have the baby. Which should pretty much account for the government of South Dakota.
A South Dakota Senator said that abortion has become a "convenience" for young girls. Like you're in the middle of sex, and she says, "What, you don't have a rubber? I'm not on the pill... oh, hell with it, I'll have an abortion. No sweat, get it at Wal-Mart. They have a clinic, $19.95. And you want a laugh? It's right next to the Pampers! Law-zee!"