Dakota Jokes / Recent Jokes
Alabama:
At Least We're not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona:
But It's a Dry HeatArkansas:
Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterFlorida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
Without Atlanta we're AlabamaHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have more...
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos Can`t Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It`s A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain`t Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don`t Ski, Don`t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy`s Don`t Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha`ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We`re Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don`t Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle more...
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said more...
A group of lesbians is banding together to help residents shore-up the levees and fight the onslaught of rising flood waters in North Dakota...They're calling themselves.."Dykes for Dikes"..
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
"Ok," the more...