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The movie producer was planning his next blockbuster - an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and offered them the chance to select which famous musicians they'd portray.
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme. "That's the part for me."
"I've always admired Mozart," Stallone said. "I'd love to play him."
The producer turned to Schwarzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who do you want to be?"
There was a long silence, then he replied, "I'll be Bach."
A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an
action docudrama about famous composers, with several
top stars --- Stallone, Schwarzenneger and Van Damme.
The three action stars were allowed to select what famous
composers they would portray.
"Well", started Stallone, "I have always admired Mozart. I
would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favourite", said Van Damme.
"I'll play him."
The producer was pleased. "Sounds splendid! And who
do you want to portray, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach," he replied......
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