Dance Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one notices a beautiful woman sitting
in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with
that girl." The other replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a
chicken shit." So the man approaches the lovely woman and says,
"Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me." Seeing the man
is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating
on matromony and I'd rather sit than dance." So the man humbly returns
to his friend. "So what did she say?" he asks. "She said she's constipated
on macaroni and would rather shit in her pants."
An elderly gentleman and woman meet at a dance for seniors and get to talking. Since they are enjoying their conversation so much, when the dance is over, they decide to continue at his apartment.
After some time, things begin to get romantic and they end up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying side-by-side, staring up at the ceiling.
"Had I known she was a virgin," the old man is thinking, "I would have been more careful with her."
The old lady is thinking, "Had I known he could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose."
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
Cover Charge: $15. 00Round of Drinks: $23. 00Table Dance: $30. 00Another Round of Drinks: $23. 00Couch Dance and Tips: $50. 00A Round of Shots: $34. 00Another Round of Drinks: $23. 00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100. 00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500. 00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:........... PRICELESS!
Young Man: Would you like to dance with me?
Young Woman: Do you expect me to dance with a baby!
Young Man: I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were pregnant.