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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
It’s always darkest just before the lights go out.
It’s always the wrong time of the month.
It’s better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
It’s better to retire too soon than too late.
It’s difficult to work in a group when you’re omnipotent.
It’s Good Enough For Government Work.
It’s hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he’s nervous!

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but