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The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence". Alfalfa replies, "I love Darla".The teacher said, "Good...now Spanky your word is respect". Spanky replies, "I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla". The teacher said, "Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate".Buckweat replies, "Hey Darla...how did my dictate last night?".

The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence". Alfalfa replies, "I love Darla". The teacher said, "Good... now Spanky your word is respect". Spanky replies, "I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla". The teacher said, "Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate". Buckweat replies, "Hey Darla... how did my dictate last night?".

All the little rascals sat down for class, and the teacher decided to start off the day with a spelling quiz.
The teacher first asked Darla, "Darla, can you spell dumb?"
"D-u-m-b," said Darla
The teacher then said, "Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Buckwheat is dumb."
"Okay, can you spell stupid?" said the teacher.
"S-t-u-p-i-d."
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Buckwheat is stupid."
"Buckwheat, can you spell dictate?"
"D-i-c-t-a-t-e."
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good."

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,' 'Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?'' The mother says,' 'It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.'' The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says,' 'Well,I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess.''

The mother says,' 'Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?'' Darla says,' 'No mother! I've never even kissed a man!'' The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,' 'Is there something wrong out there doctor?''

The doctor replies,' 'No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!''

Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went."Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married."Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?""No", replied Darla, "but right on the application it said' vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First
Anniversary.'"

One week after Jed inherited ten million dollars from his grandfather, Darla agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, he began to notice that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the very rare occasions when she would go to bed with him, she would be indifferent and even call out the names of other men.
When they were out in public, she would ignore him completely and flirt endlessly with other men. Finally, Jed decided to confront her.
"Darla, let's face it," he said, "the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died."
"Don't be so foolish," she replied, "I don't care who left you the money!"

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings,
she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and
says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant -
about 4 months would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left
alone with a man! Have you Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything
like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise more...