Darn Jokes / Recent Jokes

Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it
las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow
in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but
all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with
andouille an made some gumbo out of dem.

Day 3 Dear Boudreaux, Why doan you sent some crawfish? I'm tired of
eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens
to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the tird one to my dog,
Phideaux. Marie needed some sparring partners for her fighting rooster.

Day 4 Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no more dem darn birds. Deez
four, what you call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could hear dem
all de way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps, an
fed de rest of dem to de gators.

Day 5 Dear Boudreaux, You finally more...

A man and a vicar were playing golf one day, and the man was not having a good game.
"Oh, darn, I've missed!" he said at the first green, missing an easy putt. "Oh, darn, I've missed again!" he said at the second green as he missed another easy putt.
And so it went on - every time he played a bad shot, he would say "Oh, darn, I've missed!"
The vicar put up with this for half the round, but then felt he owed it to the dignity of his calling to remonstrate with the man.
"You really must not keep using such dreadful language," said the vicar "or the lord may well strike you down!"
Just as the words were out of his mouth, there came a jagged flash of lightning - and in a split-second, the vicar was burnt to a crisp! Above the rolling thunder-clouds, a deep voice said "Oh, darn, I've missed...!"